Meira guðfræðigrín!

Hér er meira guðfræðigrín !

These are ACTUAL announcements from ACTUAL church bulletins

It's amazing what a little proofreading would've prevented:

 

Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and our community.

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy."

The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday from 7 to 8 pm. Please use back door.

The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir!!

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m.  Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at The Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."

Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water". The sermon tonight will be: "Searching for Jesus"

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoy sinning to join the choir.

Attend this meeting and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

... AND THE BEST FOR LAST, ...

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Now Up Yours."

Athugasemdir

[halkatla, 2.6.2007 kl. 15:52]

þetta er snilld

[DoctorE (IP-tala skráð) 2.6.2007 kl. 18:51]

Amm algert nauðsyn að halda í húmorinn :)

[Sunna Dóra Möller, 2.6.2007 kl. 19:45]

Jams .... það er gott að hlægja svolítið! Það er önnur færsla hér neðar sem fjallar um topp 15 leiðir innan Biblíunnar til að ná sér í eiginkonu sem er á sömu nótum.....en vakti skemmtileg viðbrögð !

[Mofi, 3.6.2007 kl. 16:10]

Þetta var frábært, var nýbúinn að borða þegar ég las þetta svo það var hreinlega sárt að hlægja svona mikið

Kv,
Mofi

[Margrét St Hafsteinsdóttir, 3.6.2007 kl. 16:24]

Hahahaha........frábært!  Knús til þín

[Sunna Dóra Möller, 3.6.2007 kl. 17:36]

....guðfræðigrín getur bara verið ansi sniðugt!