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Let There Be Light (Bulbs)

 

HOW MANY CHURCH PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

A) Charismatic: Only one - hands are already in the air anyway.

B) Roman Catholic: None - they use candles.

C) Baptist: Change??!!??!!

D) Pentecostal: Ten - one to change, nine to pray against the spirit of darkness

E) Presbyterian: None - God has predestined when the lights will be on and off

F) Anglican: Ten - one to call the electrician, and nine to say how much they like they old one better

G) Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

H) Methodists: At least 15. One to change the lightbulb, and two or three committees to approve the change. Oh, and also a casserole.

I) Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favour of or against the need for light bulbs. However, if in your own journey, you have found a light bulb that works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual Light Bulb Sunday Service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, flourescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

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